Googly Eyes Staple Remover

     When I was younger, I had a staple remover which I named Mr. Meanie Mouth because it looked like it had a fanged mouth.  When Brian brought home a staple remover, I named it Mr. Meanie Mouth II in honor of my old staple remover.  I thought it might be fun to give it some eyes, so here we are.  This craft is fast, easy, inexpensive, and may prove highly amusing.  I'm already considering giving the new stapler a face.

Materials:
*Staple remover
*Googly eyes
*Permanent marker or paint that is the same color as your staple remover
*All purpose adhesive

Directions:

*Draw angry eyelids onto the two googly eyes.

*Glue googly eyes onto your staple remover.

How to Survive a Zombie Attack Poster

     Okay, so this one isn't so much of a craft as it is a printable PSA.  During these difficult times, it's essential that we all know how to protect ourselves.  There are a lot of nicer looking posters out there (I have zero artistic skills, so I skipped the graphics), but the info on this should be pretty solid.

Materials:

*Paper
*Printer (if available.  Otherwise a pen will do)

Directions:

*Print a copy or copies of the above "How to Survive a Zombie Encounter" poster.  If you don't have access to a printer/electricity, grab a pen and jot these tips onto any spare paper you can find.

*Post or distribute wherever you think they're needed.  Give one to your Valentine(s).  Make the world a safer place for us humans.