(Zomb
ie) Valentine's Day is less t
han a month
away. While zombies
v are typically depict
ed as mindless, consumed
by th
eir biological imp
erative to eat huma
n flesh, for at least some of our undead
chums, the hist
orical portrayal falls short. Sure, a zombie's gotta eat, but plenty are appalled by their ki
n who tear human
s limb for limb in publi
c, no less. Fo
r the next few weeks, I'll be showing you how to set up for a classy zomb
ie dinner
party.
No
thing says "I'm a fancy adult" like coast
ers. I mean, if you have coasters, their presence insinuates that you have woo
den furniture that's worth preserving. These anatomical heart coasters are perfect for the zombie who wants to make it clear that they are different from their slovenly counterparts. Even if you're not a mem
ber of the undead, these coasters can be a nice touch to a Halloween or Valoween part
y, and could be nice for everyday use
too, if you like a Got
hic a
esthetic.
If c
utesy is more your Vale
ntine's aesthetic, keep your eye out for my February Hey,
Day vid
eos. We'll be pl
anning a Valentine's party, with plenty of pink and red table
decor.
Materials:
*Ma
tte photo paper
*G
old gel pen
*Ruler
*Self-adhesive laminating sheets
*Cork sheet
*Box cutter
*Photo safe adhesive
*Scissors
Directions:
*I found this anatomical heart freely available for use from
the Graphics Fairy. Import it into the soft
ware p
rogram of your cho
ice
that you us
e for pho
to editing.
*Add some extra w
hite space around the edges us
ing your photo editing program to make the image into a
square. Add a thin black border around the edge of the square.
*
Print f
our copie
s of
the image, each one 4"x4"
.
*Using a ruler or other straig
ht edg
e and your go
ld gel pen, draw a thin gold border along the interior of the black square on each image.
*Cut out the squares.
*Place two squares on the self-adhesive laminating sheet, making sure that each square has
plenty of la
minating material around its
edges.
*Cut out the squares, leaving a border of laminating material that is about 1/4" thick around each edge.
*Cut off the corners of the laminating material.
*Fold down the edges of the laminating material along the back of the photo one at a time. Use the ruler to smooth the edges.
*Using a box cutter or X-acto knife, cut out a 4"x4" cork square.
*Glue the photo to the cork board.